Man On The Street

A penguin walks into this room right now wearing a sombrero, why is he here, and what did he say?

Sydney Johnson, Opinion Editor


“Well he is here to party and he probably says “lets dance” because of happy feet”


















“I say he is here on vacation he doesn’t really exactly have anywhere to stay anymore so he is taking a round trip of the world.”







“Well he is by himself because he is late all the other penguins are already in Ms. Hartmanns classroom doing a mariachi performance , and he would be like” have you seen any other penguins with sombreros on?”